Mars Needs Guitars

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Wow, thanks!

dondondadadon:

ALRIGHT ASSHOLES SIT DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE.

Not only are they fucking robots but they’re fucking robots. Three robots in a goddamn band. 

There’s The Jon, a squirrel-y little badass. You can’t have brass without ass TO WHICH YOURS IS BLOWN OFF TO FUCKING MARS IN HIS PRESENCE. What does he run on? Energy? Dreams? FUCK THAT SHIT IT’S CRYSTAL PEPSI. IT’S LIKE FUCKING METH BUT IT’S NOT EVEN DRUGS BECAUSE DRUGS ARE FOR DUMB FUCKS SO HE’S LIKE A ROLE MODEL OR SOME SHIT. Kid’s so crazy he would’ve shagged your microwave if your microwave wasn’t a fucking hambeast he not that insane that’s just STANDARDS

Next, is my personal panty favorite: The Spine. Take a moment, to absorb this sharp-dressed motherfucker. Not only can his cheekbones FUCK YOUR FACE but he’ll be slick and cool the entire time like some slick and cool entity-like the blood coming out of your ears as you can’t withstand the awesome of this shit.

Finally, the lead bro, King Overlord Candy Parade or just fucking Rabbit. How genius is that where did that even come from you’ll never get it it’s beyond you because he’s old as Madonna this guy knows some shit man. So what he’s made of copper but is that gonna stop him from turning this bitch inside out FUCK NO

Steam Powered Giraffe is a classy, steampunk embodiment of a GOOD FUCKING TIME. You’ve got your sensational sounds and engaging physical movement (watch those facial gymnastics you cannot even comprehend) that bring to you a thoughtful, creative palette of entertainment for the eyes and ears.

IT’S EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED AND NEVER BELIEVED YOU COULD HAVE.

SO LISTEN TO THE SONG AND FALL IN LOVE OR SOMETHING YEEEEEEEAH—

(Thanks so much to Adi for hipping to these blokes! :»)

This is accurate.

(Source: wilwheaton)

So Hank made a cool video about gay marriage

thegaslightanthem:

So Tom’s gonna be Laura now… and in 2012 I still find people on the internet commenting  on another persons life how they insult and condemn a person for his choices.  

How about the people who go through this and never find peace and end up committing suicide?  Would you rather that?  Or maybe he could become a raging drug addict and ruin his life and family?  Would you rather that?  Or maybe we could have rules from a dictator where everyone gets killed for anything they believe against the government, oh wait that doesn’t work…

How about you leave the guy alone.  How about you let another human being make a decision about their lives without your snide prejudices and bigotry? This is one of the hardest decisions a person can make.  From my limited understanding of the subject, it means feeling your whole life like you were born in the wrong skin.  That’s something that 99% of us can’t understand.  Weither you agree or don’t, it’s not your life.  It’s not your family.  it’s not your band, it’s theirs.  

I don’t see the AM! guys very often, or if at all, but I always wish them well.  They’re a great band.  Leave it at that.  Just let them be a great band.

To those being kind, this is not for you…

If this is joke though, it’s in very bad taste to the people who actually go through this. But I will say that I still feel this way about anyone who makes a decision against what we call normal.  You can’t hate them, and they have the right, here in America, to make their own choices and live their lives free of prejudice.  

So go live, Tom.

XOXO
Gossip Girl 

****PS- EDIT NOTE**** - I do realize using “she” and “Laura” are appropriate but I was being considerate, since I don’t know Tom (Laura) that at this current moment to the best of my knowledge He is still a man named Tom, and hasn’t informed me to begin using she and Larua yet, as we don’t speak, and I haven’t read the article yet.  though he will soon be a woman named Laura, which I will then refer to her as such.  Can you please just look at the big picture here?
Thanks.
XOXO
What are you my english teacher?

(photo copyright (c) 2012 Rolling Stone)

RIP MCA.

Why don’t they make it police bells and church sirens?

It’s things like this that remind me… the universe is my favorite thing.